Given the magnitude of these events, how much I care for the parties in question and my usual flair for the dramatic, I thought that called for something a little special. So I decided to dress for the part.
So I got a new suit, and it goes a little somethin' like this (I promise never to make this face, however):
Seersucker. It's not just a fabric, it's an approach, a way of life, really. It's about doing things right, the first time.
It also looks really cool. I think I'm going to start calling everyone "old sport" and leaving dollars in people's hands every time I shake them. Go big or go home!