Okay, so forget what I said two posts below about the great hope I felt when Paris Hilton was sent to jail.
Skankapalooza just got out - after only two days. Money talks and morons walk, apparently.
Read it and weep. She's going to serve the rest of the sentence under house arrest, Disturbia style.
You tell em, Commodus Aurelius:
Man, and I was really hoping she'd discover the writings of the honorable Elijah Muhammed. And/or get a neck tattoo.
I guess the world really is as terrible as I originally thought.
Oh well, go on about your business.