My Fellow Americans,
The anniversary of the birth of our nation is nearly upon us. This is an important day for America, Americans and everything we stand for as a nation and as a system of beliefs.
Which is why it's so especially amazing that Presiduhnt Bush has taken it upon himself to go one step further in bastardizing the very fabric of our nation: the justice system.
Yes, we once had a system of balanced powers, where every (wo)man was considered innocent until proven guilty, where all people had an equal voice. But not today! I say thee nay! Today, we have shown the country, the world and most importantly, the terrorists that none of that matters anymore. As long as you have friends in high places, the world is your oyster.
What am I talking about, you say? Why am I writing in the past tense? Why am I picking on Georgie boy?
Well, it's simple. Because today, the president gave his friend Scooter Libby a free pass.
This is so disgusting, there's really nothing more to say about it. From this point forward, in America, you're innocent until proven guilty, and if you are proven guilty, you can be innocent again, as long as you're a Bushie.
The law, quite literally, doesn't apply to Bush. He's proven that today.
Happy 4th of July everyone!!!!