I just got back from the DMV and I'm completely aghast. I was getting my driver's license renewed.
I mean, everyone has a picture taken of them once in a while that they don't like. But this... somebody take away my shoelaces and any sharp objects. Know what I'm sayin?
To say that I despise my new photo is tantamount to saying that the war in Iraq may have benefited from better planning.
I feel horrible. I'm going to put the song "It's Okay" by Dead Moon on repeat and cry myself to sleep. And it's only 4:30 in the afternoon on a Friday.