Folks, I'll keep this short and simple: my little brother is a funny guy.
He's also an amazing artist.
Sometimes, when boredom sets in, the moon is in its third phase and "According to Jim" is on TV, these forces align to form a creation that is no less inspiring than Voltron.
These are some of his doodles when he gets bored at work. If they don't make you pee those trousers, you should probably take them back to the toilet store.