Soon... I will be one of them.
The Upright Citizens Brigade, that is. You know... these guys:
Yes, yes, yes my minions. Tomorrow is my first class at the Upright Citizens Brigade theater. I'm extremely excited!!!!
It's a sketch writing class (click HERE to learn more about it), so I'll be learning how to write a scene like you'd see on Saturday Night Live (except funnier, I hope) or Mr. Show (except no way that funny) or maybe like the Kids in the Hall (but less Canadian). Maybe like the State (but without all that "I wanna dip my balls in it" nonsense).
Maybe it'll be something different altogether. Maybe I'll get there and it will really just be an elaborate trick to get me to teach an ESL class to Mexican immigrants. Hell, that could be pretty funny actually! I hope it's as least as funny as that.
I wonder if I'll start having that dream where you go to class and suddenly you're naked and everyone's staring at you?
Hmm. That would be a funny way to start the class...
But probably just for me.
And actually, not really even that. I haven't been to the gym in a while.