Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Best Election Ever, Man!

Wow. Wowee-wow-wow. Color me surprised. Scratch that. Color me red, white and blue!!!

What a fantastic selection of news to choose from today!

Democrats reclaim the House.

Democrats probably reclaim the Senate.

And Rummy is AUDI 5,000.

Stem cells, gay marriage and abortion - oh my!

Man, X-mas came early this year!

It's a truly depressing thought (lemme just squeeze one in here), but this is probably the best news day I've seen in 6 years, since Captain Craptastic first stole the presidency.

Oh, the relief. Now only 2 more years of this ass clown and we can get a real president in the office. And I don't even mean that sarcastically. I have this strange feeling inside of me that I have not felt in a long time. I think it's.... hope! We can do it people - we can do it!



cloudless said...

woooo woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!


fuck that! , democrats are same shit than republicans!!!
fuck north america world domination plan!

D'Artagnan said...

Ah, "Death to False Blogs." Thank you. For so many reasons.

Here are four of them.

1. For having a blog name that says "Hey everyone, I'm not afraid to take myself way too seriously."

2. A truly astonishing command of the English language. (Incidentally, if English is your first language, you are a shining example of why the US school system is in desperate need of a rehaul.)

3. Your extraordinary inability to recognize the use of sarcasm.

4. For thrice promoting your own, non-false blog.

Bravo, sir. Bravo. The world will never be short of exclamation points with you around to help us.

D'Artagnan said...

Oh and one other thing:

If you truly believe that *anyone* could be worse than the pack of rabid dogs that have been running this country for the last six years, then I don't think your opinion holds any water with me, because you obviously haven't opened a newspaper in quite some time, if ever.

But I suppose that's okay, neither has the president.

(Hint: Some mild sarcasm was employed in the above. I don't want DTFB to get confused again.)

Anonymous said...

I am super happy about this. I'm also excited about your new place in the dirty jerz. So what's the story? Did you change jobs or something?