This was sent to me, and all I can say is "wow."
Does everyone know what J-Date is? It's an exclusively Jewish dating service. Anyway, apparently this guy meets a girl on J-Date and takes her out for dinner at a restaurant called the China Grill. Apparently, she offers to split the $100.00 bill, but he insists on paying. They never go out again. And this is the aftermath.
You know, I'm not exactly the Cassanova of the century, and that's okay with me (actually, no it's not okay). But shit. I gotta be better than this guy, right? I mean, he makes the paperboy from "Better Off Dead" seem like an emo pushover. Granted, that was only over two dollars, and this is fifty, but wow, it's time to get some therapy buddy.
I'm glad I heard this though, because now I know that no matter how bad things get, I'm not as bad as this wingnut.
Talk to me, Goose, talk to me...